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12.06.2025 03:49
Nuts and Butts
Freaks and Cheeks
Dr.Smith was a Psychiatrist & Dr.Jones was a Proctologist (Colon to Anus)
There’s a place where humans are evolving right before our eyes - Boy Genius Report
Next, they tried...
Loons and Moons
Analysis & Anal Cysts
Is That Clint Eastwood Interview Real? Journalist Says It's Old Quotes - Variety
Almost at their wits end, the docs finally came up with...
No go.
Thumbs down again.
Scientists discover universal rule that governs all life on Earth - The Brighter Side of News
No, not a chance
Still no good
Everyone loved it.
Apple details the end of Intel Mac support and a phaseout for Rosetta 2 - Ars Technica
Two best friends graduated from medical school at the same time & decided that in spite of two different specialties, they would open a practice together to
So, the docs changed it to read
Just Forget it!
Speech by Governor Kugler on the economic outlook and monetary policy - Federal Reserve Board (.gov)
Manic Depressives & Anal Retentives
Another attempt resulted in ...
share office space ...
Unacceptable again!
Then came..
Hysterias & Posteriors
How short is too short for a skirt?
Catatonics & High Colonics
I hope you enjoy this as much as I did.
Minds and Behinds
What To Expect In Wednesday's Report On Inflation - Investopedia
So they tried
Schizoids & Haemorrhoids
The town council was livid and insisted they change it.
—
Lost Souls & Butt Holes
Still no good.
They put up a sign reading
This was also not acceptable, so they again changed the sign to
No way
Phase-resolved attoclock precisely measures electron tunneling time - Phys.org
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones
Dr.Smith & Dr.Jones...
Specializing in Odds & Ends.